Zimmer Frame

There she was, that slut of a Polish baker, pretending to ignore him, wearing that obscenely tight white blouse over that loose bra of hers, only pretending to hold her full funbags in which he was dreaming of biting. "What can I do you for?", she says, and he hears himself asking for a pretzel, when all he really wants is to flip her over his zimmer frame, insert the pretzel in that amorphous mouth of hers, slither it until she almost chokes. He jostles the zimmer frame closer to the counter, holding it desperately with his hands covered with liver spots, as if firebranded by an epileptic cowboy. He curses: Jingle Bells! My body has abandoned me! Now he just has to make the assumption she didn't notice the wet patch.

Aligator, irrigation, reward, ludicrous, festival, irritate, colateral, fuming, lobotomy, spank

Hélène